Anal itch and van wilder
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Richard: "He's nothing more than a mild rectal itch. And you know what you do about a mild rectal itch gordo?" Gordon: "What's that Richand?" Richard: "You scrath it. And then you scratch it some more. The more you scratch at it, the worse it gets. Until finally, you have nothing left but a raw, chafed, possibly infected anal .
Van Wilder Script
Description:Opioid antagonists relieve itch caused by spinal opioids, cholestasis and, possibly, uraemia. Ondansetron relieves itch caused by spinal opioids but not cholestasis and uraemia. If the remedies specified fail, paroxetine and mirtazapine should be considered. The prevalence of itch increases with age. Itch is a dominant symptom of skin disease and also occurs in some systemic diseases.